I really, really, really wish this was a joke - but it is not. Chris Brown is now breeding and selling puppies online.
Brown's mother, Joyce, Tweeted
a link to the website cbbreeds.webs.com, which is not working at the moment because it has apparently exceeded it's bandwidth, but Buzzfeed
managed to get pictures of the breeds that Brown is trying to sell.
It appears as though they are all Pitbull puppies, which he is offering at $1,000 a piece. Each come with registration, vaccination, vet exams, etc.
Let's just hope he treats his dogs better than he treated birds on the beach
, and ex-girlfriend Rihanna