Michael Blanchard's Obituary is Epic

Michael Blachard's obituary seems as though it was written by a version of Clint Eastwood's character in Gran Torino.

Although the man was not famous by any means while he was alive, it seems his "keepin' it real" style obituary has posthumously made him into a celebrity. As this obit is now one of the most buzzed about things on the internet right now.

The obituary says that Blanchard died "as a result of being stubborn and refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades." He also listed his cat, "Chopper", among his sons, and described childhood friends as growing up to become criminals, prostitutes, and/or Democrats.
"A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14, 3 p.m. 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.

"Mike was born July 1944 in Colorado to Clyde and Ethel Blanchard. A community activist, he is noted for saving the Dr. Justina Ford house from demolition and defending those who could not defend themselves. He was a Republican delegate, life member of the NRA, founder and President of the Dead Cats MC. He loved music.

"Mike was preceded in death by Clyde and Ethel Blanchard, survived by his beloved sons Mike and Chopper, former wife Jane Transue, brother Stephen Blanchard (Susan), Uncle Don and Aunt Cynthia Blanchard(his favorite); Uncle Dill and Aunt Dot, cousins and nephews, Baba Yaga can kiss his butt. So many of his childhood friends that weren't killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats. He asks that you stop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. As the Celebration will contain Adult material we respectfully ask that no children under 18 attend."
Blanchard died nearly a year ago from colon cancer, and his family decided to wait until now to have his memorial and just recently placed the, now viral, obit.

Kudos to Blanchard for trying to go out with a "bang", one thing is certain - those who may not have remembered him before, are now sure to remember him for a long time to come.

via 9news

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