Haha. 'Rice dick' sounds like some kind of disorder that you'd only want a doctor to know about.
Anyway, at a Japanese restaurant in Wichita, Kansas, some restaurant-goers were seriously offended by one chef's rice creation.
Natalie Cunningham was dining with her husband and their 16-year-old foreign-exchange student at the Sumo by Nambara restaurant on Saturday night, and got a little more of a show than they could have hoped for.
At Sumo, patrons sit around a grill and watch chefs prepare their meals.
Cunningham said she and others at her table, which included three children, could see what the chef at the next table was preparing...
He formed fried rice into a giant dick, then splashed drops of oil onto the grill to embellish his masterpiece.
Cunningham was outraged, and went to talk to the manager, who told her chefs had done this in the past but had stopped because of complaints.
The restaurant said the chef was responding to a request by a bachelorette party seated at his table. Chefs often receive requests from diners who are having celebrations to make shapes out of the food in fun.
The owner of the restaurant, Ivy Yang, said the chef, whom she wouldn’t identify, has been a good employee for 12 years and didn’t act with malice.
Obviously the chef didn't mean any harm. I get that this isn't appropriate for children, but I don't know if I would have been so "outraged". I'm sure any of the kids that saw it have seen much worse on the internet. JUST SAYIN'.