Man Throws Key Lime Pie in Wife's Face During Argument Over Whether its Fruit or Not
It's all fun and games 'til someone gets a bloody nose.
In Greer, South Carolina, Perry Williams, an elected public works commissioner, threw key lime pie at his wife during a fight and was later arrested.
Police officers were called to the home of the 51-year-old after his wife called 9-1-1 twice.
Officers said when they arrived, Williams' wife had blood under her nose and was covered with key lime pie.
When asked what happened, she told police they had argued about whether key lime pie was a fruit or not, when some of it fell on Williams.
As a result, he became seriously pissed off and proceeded to throw the pie at his wife. Police said there was pie all over the floor in the living room and in the dining room.
Not surprisingly, Williams' wife told officers there had been domestic violence incidents in the past but she had never reported it.
She did not want to press charges after giving police her statement, but police told her it was in the state's hands because of apparent physical injuries, which consisted of a bloody nose and a scratch on her face.
Williams' wife then ripped up the statement she had made and repeatedly told police it was a mistake she called them. Williams turned himself in and was charged with criminal domestic violence.
All I can think about is what a terrible waste of key lime pie this is... Okay, but on a serious note, domestic violence isn't funny at all even if it includes pie throwing.