Meanwhile in Arkansas...
On Wednesday, a bull in the mood for some hot lovin' damaged a sheriff's patrol car when it tried to mount a man who was leading the animal across a yard.
Authorities that a Faulkner County sheriff's deputy was responding to a call about a bull running loose when he saw the man slapping and trying to guide the bull.
The bull then lost interest and followed a truck down the road.
The patrol car sustained minor damage, though no injuries were reported.
The bull's owner says it was the animal's first escape.
Hey, I can't blame the bull for trying. We all have needs...
via Huffington Post