Gilmanator
Gilmanator
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JUL 31, 2012 3:53 PM
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Is Xbox The Reason You Are Now Single?
Please tell me that another Call of Duty isn't actually coming out on November 13, 2012. Do the makers of the game want all girls to be single for the holidays? I don’t know if this goes for all girls but I am a firm believer that Xbox causes breakups.
There is nothing I hate more than feeling 'in the mood' only to find myself watching my boyfriend play COD for the hundredth time. It's not as though I expect you to partake in watching my 'Teen Mom' marathons but take the headset off and pay attention to me.
For some reason Xbox not only causes people to lose touch with reality but it also causes them to neglect their home (empty pizza boxes). But worst of all it turns loving boyfriends into mindless zombies. The inventors of Xbox must all be 300 lbs and single because no girl can deal with a guy that won't remove himself from the couch.
So ladies, start laying down the rules now that your man must follow once Black Ops 2 is released. Or soon you will be saying "It’s me or the Xbox."
via You Tube
There is nothing I hate more than feeling 'in the mood' only to find myself watching my boyfriend play COD for the hundredth time. It's not as though I expect you to partake in watching my 'Teen Mom' marathons but take the headset off and pay attention to me.
For some reason Xbox not only causes people to lose touch with reality but it also causes them to neglect their home (empty pizza boxes). But worst of all it turns loving boyfriends into mindless zombies. The inventors of Xbox must all be 300 lbs and single because no girl can deal with a guy that won't remove himself from the couch.
So ladies, start laying down the rules now that your man must follow once Black Ops 2 is released. Or soon you will be saying "It’s me or the Xbox."
via You Tube
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