Man Shoots Fireworks Out of His Ass

Well, that clearly didn't go as planned. One type of person I truly loathe with all the madness in my soul is that guy at parties that tries to show off and be cool but always ends up looking like a douchebag.

On Saturday night, an Australian man suffered severe burns after he put fireworks between his butt cheeks and set them off.

He apparently then took himself to the hospital to be treated for injuries to his posterior and genital area.

Senior Sergeant Garry Smith said, "What must of seemed to be a great idea at the time has backfired, resulting in the male receiving quite severe and very painful burns to his cheeks, back and private bits."

Shockingly, police believe alcohol could have been a factor in the firecracker-fueled accident.

Sorry I'm not sorry, but this guy totally got what he deserved. The only thing I can commend him for his giving a new meaning to "blow it out your ass."

via Huffington Post

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