Meanwhile in western Pennsylvania...
Four teenagers have been charged with a drive-by squirting (LOL, that sounds so inappropriate) after police say a woman and her brother were squirted with chlorinated water.
The "squirtees" called the police, who, in turn, traced the license plate of one of the "squirters". The parents of one of the teenagers involved will also be charged with disorderly conduct for yelling at officers who were investigating the incident.
I can just picture it now in Penn-syl-tucky...the mother of the kid involved was probably just trying to make it out like her child shooting a squirt gun is somewhat of a Constitutional right.
However, I do find it ridiculous that someone would call the police after being shot with a super-soaker. Like seriously? Lighten up. It's summer time, and it's water. Albeit chlorinated, I don't think being shot with a squirt gun is detrimental to your life in any real way.
via ABC News