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JUN 7, 2012 3:30 PM
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CROWD CONTROL
Polish Anti-Hooligan Squads Equipped with Ball-Biting Dogs and Sonic Cannons that Induce Urination
Holy crowd control, Batman.
In anticipation of Euro 2012, Polish law enforcement has equipped itself with everything from testicle-biting police dogs to sonic cannons capable of inducing involuntary urination. Their array of weapons are ready for any potential trouble-makers.
The English-language Krakow Post newspaper stated in an editorial that local law enforcement agencies were more than ready to tackle any hooligan threat at England's southern Poland base camp.
"The Polish police are going to come down on troublemakers like a bag full of anvils and you don't want to be there when it happens... Krakow has a long history of hooligan violence -- the local police have seen it all before and they will ruin your day if you try it on," the paper warned.
Poland's anti-hooligan squads are armed with: Shotguns firing baton rounds that probably won't kill you as long as you're 30m away, a truck-mounted water cannon affectionately known as ‘the typhoon', a high-tech sonic cannon that can make you piss yourself on its lowest setting, dogs trained to bite you directly in the testicles.
Holy shit?
But will these sonic cannons really stop anything? I mean, if you're so charged up with rowdiness and insanity, how's a little pee going to stop you? In my opinion, it probably won't. If anything I'd imagine it would only be mildly irritating to cause a ruckus with damp pants. The testicle-biting dogs are another story though. Yikes.
via NY Daily News
In anticipation of Euro 2012, Polish law enforcement has equipped itself with everything from testicle-biting police dogs to sonic cannons capable of inducing involuntary urination. Their array of weapons are ready for any potential trouble-makers.
The English-language Krakow Post newspaper stated in an editorial that local law enforcement agencies were more than ready to tackle any hooligan threat at England's southern Poland base camp.
"The Polish police are going to come down on troublemakers like a bag full of anvils and you don't want to be there when it happens... Krakow has a long history of hooligan violence -- the local police have seen it all before and they will ruin your day if you try it on," the paper warned.
Poland's anti-hooligan squads are armed with: Shotguns firing baton rounds that probably won't kill you as long as you're 30m away, a truck-mounted water cannon affectionately known as ‘the typhoon', a high-tech sonic cannon that can make you piss yourself on its lowest setting, dogs trained to bite you directly in the testicles.
Holy shit?
But will these sonic cannons really stop anything? I mean, if you're so charged up with rowdiness and insanity, how's a little pee going to stop you? In my opinion, it probably won't. If anything I'd imagine it would only be mildly irritating to cause a ruckus with damp pants. The testicle-biting dogs are another story though. Yikes.
via NY Daily News
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