Steve Dakh: 25 Things You Don't Know About Me

Yesterday I did a "25 Things You Don't Know About Me" post in celebration of my 1000th post - and today, we have yet another "25 things..." post. This time it's about the code-master programmer extraordinaire Steven Dakh, who is the man that built Sitch News from scratch. Steve is like MPS Entertainment's very own Steve Jobs, and we would be lost without his extensive knowledge of all things (especially technology related).

We hope you enjoy this extra insight into another one of the integral parts of our company, that helps to bring all of this entertainment to your computer screens!

25 Things You Don't Know About Me: Steven Dakh

1. I started programming at the age of 6

2. I speak Russian fluently

3. I can solve a Rubik's Cube in under a minute and a half

4. I love to laugh and make people laugh

5. I went to a military academy for 3 years

4. I was kicked out of High School for hacking

5. Most of my jokes are made up of the most crude humor that I repeat over and over

6. I love steak and all things meat related…no homo

7. I love doing photography and videography on my free time

8. When i'm busy with something, I am unable to pay attention to ANYTHING other than what I'm doing.

9. I started watching porn at age 7

10. My favorite movie is Terminator 2…it's just THAT good!

11. I believe that if you are not using logic in every day situations, you're doing it WRONG!

12. I built Sitch News from scratch

13. I don't watch TV. I download everything I watch.

14. I have 3 tattoos that most people don't know about

15. I did terrible in school because I never did any homework assignments. I was too busy being a nerd

16. I drink either Ketel One and Club soda, Johnny Black on the rocks, or wine.

17. I love to learn. I spend hours researching everything from history to low level electronics like logic gates

18. I like to eat the Lucky Charms marshmallows. I have four large bags of just marshmallows.

19. I am scared of Miami face eating addicts

20. I hate Monday's so much, it makes me hate Sunday's

21. I am so much happier in warm weather. I would love to eventually live somewhere that's warm all year round

22. I am way smarter than you…just kidding…actually not really…

23. I believe in Ron Paul, the only candidate that wants freedom for America

24. I think it's important for people to want to know how things work. It's not cool to not know.

25. I love my girlfriend Jen aka Jenny Blue, the head blogger for Sitch News

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