Why You Should Avoid 'Bath Salts' at ALL Costs

"Bath salts" are a new trend amongst drug users, and this alarming, cheap way of getting high is actually completely legal.

When snorted, bath salts often cause hallucinations, euphoria, alertness, profound sexual performance and flesh eating disease. They also cause you to do some really fucked up shit, ie: eating someone's face, and chasing shadow people.

Here are 8 additional reasons why you should avoid "bath salts" at all costs...8 Reasons Why Not to Do Bath Salts:

1. It could make you drink hand sanitizer (photo #1): 28-year-old Bahad Mahmoud of Louisville, KY - was found in a "bath salt" induced psychosis ripping through merchandise, and drinking hand sanitizer at a Walgreens. Not a good look.

2. You might kill your neighbor's goat while wearing women's underwear (photo #2): Mark Thompson, 19, was found dressed in a bra and panties, when police entered his home. They also discovered a small gray and white goat wearing a pink collar lying dead on the floor, along with a pornographic magazine photo laying a few feet from it.

3. You might lose your arm to flesh eating bacteria (photo #3): A 34-year-old from New Orleans lost her arm to flesh eating bacteria after injecting "bath salts" intravenously. Sounds like a scene right out of Requiem For a Dream.

4. You might decide to attack your mother with a machete (photo #4): Pamela Suzanne Higgins got high off the salts and went into her mother’s room in the condo they shared, swinging a machete, saying "You ain't dead yet!?". Her mother was not killed (nor injured) but was “nervous, shaking and upset” when the police arrived.

5. You also may decide to attack a priest (photo #5): Ryan Foley, 25, attacked a priest with a knife - cutting his hand and face. That is definitely not the way to get in good with God, attacking a priest is a sure-fire way to get a first class ticket to Hell.

6. You may go on a mission from God: According to reports - After saying he didn’t know where he should be, Kevin Cosner, 43, of Portage, told police at 12:30 a.m. he was on a mission from God, to which he had been assigned when his wife kicked him out of their home. Police found a pocketknife and an expandable baton in Cosner’s pockets, plus one empty and one partially full canister of bath salts. He admitted consuming them about four hours before in his hotel room. Read the rest of the original article by clicking here.

7. You might feel the urge to put up your neighbors Christmas decorations (photo #6): A burglar from Ohio got loaded on the salts, broke into a family's home, and subsequently decided the best course of action would be to put up their Christmas decorations for them. Hey at least he didn't stab them with a machete or rape and kill their goat.

8. You will most likely go crazy, and get tasered: A man identified as Kocab, was caught by police allegedly was running in circles, yelling and acting paranoid, and officers had to use a Taser on him in order to apprehend him. Anyone who has seen The Hangover before knows that tasering does not seem like a very fun thing, and acting like completely insane in public is not the way to go.
We do many articles about "Meth: Not Even Once", but we need to add "Bath Salts" to that expression. So remember people, "Meth and Bath Salts: Not Even Once, and Definitely NOT Together".


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