Meanwhile, in Los Angeles... shit is getting weird.
Duaveed Hakhainhaguadole met his bride, Clara at the Bad Behavior
sex shop and knew he couldn't live without her.
Side note, Clara is a mannequin.
Duaveed says he loves everything about Clara. She doesn’t argue, scream or complain.
So, how does one express their love in a physical way to a mannequin? Well, Duaveed bought a replica of her lady parts, which he fills with gun oil... and... you can put the rest of that together on your own. "It makes the love-making fantastic." He does, however, complain that he wishes there were something between his wife’s legs. Sorry bro, you can't have you plastic human replica cake and eat it too.
An ordained minister married the couple in a beautiful ceremony at a different sex shop. "By the power of the church of proctology, I not pronounce you man and wife."
Congrats to the happy couple! I'm pretty sure this is definitely what Rihanna had in mind when she sang about finding love in a hopeless place.
via The Frisky